i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die
the secret to immortality
tumblr users are immortal.i can now imagine the Grim Reaper standing beside me all annoyed and stuff and glancing at his watch all the time and me being all like “just one more reblog”
“Dude, your heart stopped beating like 10 minutes ago, i don’t care about your OTP.”
this fucking site
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it