dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

Baby, love yourself like you’re not waiting for someone else to do it.Excerpt from for my future daughter by the amazingly talented Y.Z.(via rustyvoices)

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snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.


kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)